1. there are two unknown cats who’ve been roaming around our building for the past two days and there is cat poop on the stairs.
2. currently in my kitchen: one black sock (man-sized) (where from?), a turkey sandwhich that was clearly made hours/days ago, and has been left sitting in the sun, and an O key
3. a mom let her kid out of the van for sailing practice ON THE LONGFELLOW BRIDGE IN THE BIKE LANE and katherine hit the kid and fell off her bike and bruised her ass. then went to Starbucks and ordered a venti water. and the guy was like, “thats free” and katherine was like, “I KNOW GO MAKE IT.”
4. my girlfriend keeps singing that song thats like, “I’ve got my man, who could ask for anything more…lalala”
5. some stranger told me a bad helen keller joke last night, then asked for a sip of my beer
6. some other stranger asked me to volunteer to help drive people to prisons to visit their incarcerated family members. and i was like i thought you were with Greenpeace?
7. i put this on my stuffed dog, Emilio, it looks like a sweatband
July 11, 2009...2:48 pm
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